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'It's engaged.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

Bell on early phone: 'I know it's you, Watson - stop trying to sound like Edison!'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

"Only half an hour - that was quick! Was it a wrong number?"

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

"We heard you say you're worried about the government listening to your phone calls so we called to tell you not to worry ... yet."

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Trivia Pursuit

"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

"Baldo, what did you learn in school today?"

Dial M for Mummy.

'Watson, come here! I need you!' 'What?!'