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IQ test for birds.

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'I really crammed last night.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Graph to find your IQ

Spot the fur ball.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

The Mom quiz show

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Bob Monkhouse

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

John Humphreys

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."