Inquiry Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

"In business, before you know the answers... you need to know the questions."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Team Leader

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

That party went well.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Do you have any other skills?

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Help wanted. Various positions available.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'