Iq Enthusiasts Mugs

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Hush puppy.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Children's questions

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'I inherited therefore I am'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Curious George, Dad

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

River Source

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

Qualifications

"Mind if I ask a Bloody Good Question?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

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