Inquiry Enthusiasts Mugs

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

The successful rubbernecker...

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Children's questions

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Excessive Paperwork

"I opened the last Russian nesting doll, and there's a subpoena from the Mueller probe inside."

Curious George, Dad

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Your DNA is in the database.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Scale indicates the value of books.

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

CSI Thanksgiving.

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Eureka or else! The management