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'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

The successful rubbernecker...

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

Children's questions

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Excessive Paperwork

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Curious George, Dad

Your DNA is in the database.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Scale indicates the value of books.

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Eureka or else! The management

'All this job requires is some mud-wallowing and snarling... I'd say you're overqualified.'

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'