Iq Aficionados Mugs

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Tongue in the ear...

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"Sinead?!"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

The Queen

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

Funky Facts: USA.

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

Pegs Incorporated. We'll let you know.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Elizabeth I

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Goal Post Ape.

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

Acne Automation Works Outing

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

Bill de Blasio

The Robot's Trophy

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

IQ test for birds.

The Technology Revolution

'I looked at your resume and the good news is I like the paper it was typed on. Do you really want to know the bad news?'