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The Technology Revolution

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'This computer can trick people into thinking it's human.'

Acne Automation Works Outing

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

robot in car

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

The Robot's Trophy

New studies reveal that robots who spend too much time around humans fail to floss properly.

'Well, that really cleared the circuits.'

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

"Doing our job, already."

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

So you're a mocking bird...

Robots In The Boardroom

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'