Iq Tests Gifts

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

Chuckie's test results come back negative.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Mensa Testing Centre

"Excuse me. Are those the up stairs or the down stairs?"

Funky Facts: Football.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Graph to find your IQ

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Quality Control

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

Inspected by Inspector #12

Lightbulb Maker

IQ test for birds.

Sorry Mable, you know the rules, no mobile devices allowed on quiz nights.

Who knocked down the Walls of Jericho? Why do I always get the blame?

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich