Iq Tests Gifts

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Chuckie's test results come back negative.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Mensa Testing Centre

"Excuse me. Are those the up stairs or the down stairs?"

Funky Facts: Football.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Graph to find your IQ

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

John Humphreys

Stephen Fry

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

University Challenged

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Quality Control

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Lightbulb Maker

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

Quiz Night: Questions on all subjects....

"This is our new smart TV. It only switches on for University Challenge."