Iq Gifts

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Football Brain

Funky Facts: Football.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Graph to find your IQ

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

A Kangermoo

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

Stephen Fry

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"

Courthouse Muliplex.

"Of course, He buzzes in first every turn. We have to follow Him!"

IQ test for birds.

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

Who knocked down the Walls of Jericho? Why do I always get the blame?

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Friends with insurance benefits.

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.