Iq Prints

Mensa Application Form.

Football Brain

Funky Facts: Football.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

Graph to find your IQ

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

A Kangermoo

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Courthouse Muliplex.

"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"

IQ test for birds.

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

Who knocked down the Walls of Jericho? Why do I always get the blame?

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."

Friends with insurance benefits.

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.

'How do 'Do not walk on the grass' signs, get there?'

We realise you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do in anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q.