Iq Testing Prints

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

Funky Facts: Football.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

Graph to find your IQ

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

Factory Rejects Inc.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Quality Control

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Honest John's car sales

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"