Iq Testing Prints

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

Funky Facts: Football.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

Graph to find your IQ

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Stephen Fry

John Humphreys

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Factory Rejects Inc.

University Challenged

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Quality Control

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Honest John's car sales

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."