Qc Gifts

Courthouse Muliplex.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

Quality Control

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'These are job perks.'

Time for More Paperwork

Office slaves.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Miss America IQ Pageant

City Boy.

Motivation to work

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Late/Too Late.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Busy office.