Quality Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift that recognizes a quality skeptic’s sharp eye and love for excellence? Our curated selection offers humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate skepticism while appreciating high standards. Perfect for those who enjoy a bit of witty banter and value craftsmanship, these products make a fun yet meaningful gift for anyone who questions everything but still appreciates the best.

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'Shop here for the lowest prices. . . and workmanship.'

'Shop here for the lowest prices. . . and workmanship.' mockup

'Shop here for the lowest prices. . . and workmanship.'

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'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.' mockup

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

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"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?" mockup

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

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Studies show foods work miracles! mockup

Studies show foods work miracles!

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CIA report

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron." mockup

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!' mockup

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

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Why do you hate the media?

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Alternative Medicine

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"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level." mockup

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?" mockup

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

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"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?" mockup

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

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Classic News.

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Cupid misses his shot.

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K." mockup

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

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"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American." mockup

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

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'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?' mockup

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

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"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong." mockup

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

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"Are you sure he tested negative?" mockup

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!" mockup

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me." mockup

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

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'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

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'Are you ready to get hurt again?' mockup

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

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"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?" mockup

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

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"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing." mockup

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

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"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government." mockup

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

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"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart." mockup

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

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Yes, but.

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Quality Skeptic Gifts Collection

Quality Skeptic Mugs

Looking for more quality skeptic gifts? Check out our range of mugs featuring witty slogans perfect for coffee lovers and skeptics alike.

Quality Skeptic Pillows

Add a humorous touch to your home with pillows designed for skeptics who appreciate quality and clever cues.

Quality Skeptic Prints

Decorate your home or office with prints that speak to the discerning skeptic in you—fun, thoughtful, and uniquely charming.

Quality Skeptic T-Shirts

Complete your collection with our amusing and stylish skeptic-themed t-shirts—perfect for making a witty statement everywhere you go.