Quality Skeptic Prints

'Shop here for the lowest prices. . . and workmanship.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Why do you hate the media?

Alternative Medicine

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Classic News.

Cupid misses his shot.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

Yes, but.