Queue Skeptic Prints

'Call yourself a real consultant? You've only kept me waiting six weeks!'

'Mum, how long has that patient been waiting?'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The First Commuters

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Clown on unicycle on highwire traffic queue likely.

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

"Who's next?"