Queue Skeptic Pillows

'Call yourself a real consultant? You've only kept me waiting six weeks!'

'Mum, how long has that patient been waiting?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The First Commuters

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

TSA Lines

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Who's next?"

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

'Seventy three percent of statistics are made up on the spot.'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"