Queue Culture Observer Pillows

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Regardless children just want to fit in.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Trump Tower

The First Commuters

America's pastimes through British eyes

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

TSA Lines

English man in Australia during christmas

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

Cubans against annexation to the USA

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably