Queue Jumper Enthusiast Pillows

Buttinsky Bob got his nickname because he always tried to butt in. At least, that's what he liked to believe.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giraffe Portrait

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The First Commuters

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Stand in the Q.

'Who's next'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.