Iq Challenger Gifts

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."

Mensa Testing Centre

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

AI

'Confusionism'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Here's your problem."

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

A boy boasting of his strength

"Where do you see this country in five years?"

The Dealt Cards.

Wealth Inequality

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

'The end is near.'

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Chi Kick

Football Brain