Ai Challenger Gifts

"Go to school, study hard, then in the real world we have to compete against artificial intelligence."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Robot Painter

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

AI

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

Robot Office Tasks

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

A man uses a PC with a brain.

Artificial Intelligence

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Capitalism

Robo Sapiens

'Invasion of privacy.'

"AI tsumoney"