Alpha Challenger Gifts

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Mental Health System Breakdown

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

AI

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Macho man body building club.

Capitalism

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Selling Justice

"Of course, I could be wrong."

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

A boy boasting of his strength