Irs Challenger Gifts

"I'm going to mail this tax return and then go to confession."

Man in cage at tax office

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I'm looking for loopholes."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Selling Justice

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Do not abuse the Lawn

Wealth Inequality

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'