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"I'm going to mail this tax return and then go to confession."

Man in cage at tax office

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Selling Justice

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Wealth Inequality

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

Warning.

Unreliable Narrator

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'

Do not abuse the Lawn