Qa Tester Gifts

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

Graph to find your IQ

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Product Testing Department

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Well TECHNICALLY he might be DEAD, but accordinh to the hospital's new patient satisfaction metrics he's pretty damned pleased about it."

'They're doing their tests now?

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

This interview may be recorded for quality and training purposes

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

He crash tests software.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'So how was work, Honey?'

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'