Quality Testing Gifts

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Quality Control

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"It floated. I want my money back."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Benchmark

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Factory Rejects Inc.

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."