Quality Control Gifts

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Quality Control

Think Zero Defects

Man hiding under office desk

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

'The quality controller has tested our latest product - he'll be out of the hospital in a few weeks...'

Satis Factory Tour

I'm here about the inspecting

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

'Let's face it - we have no quality and we have no control.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Recall notice

Honest John's car sales

Think zero defects.

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

Humpty Dumpty, Building Inspector

"Red. . . Amber. . . Green. . ."

Might Work, Might Not.

"Stop beating a dead horse ??" we're getting too many air bubbles."

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Useless Eraser Inspector

Quality Control

"Office of quality assurance"

Quality Control

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Rust test in progress.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."