Quality Checks Gifts

"He never takes anyone's word for anything!"

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Satis Factory Tour

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Mash-Test Dummies.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"It floated. I want my money back."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Benchmark

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'