Quality Control Tester Gifts

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Quality Control

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

Graph to find your IQ

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Product Testing Department

Satis Factory Tour

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"It floated. I want my money back."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

Benchmark

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'