Quality Control Tester Mugs

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Quality Control

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

Graph to find your IQ

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

Product Testing Department

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"It floated. I want my money back."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Benchmark

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.