Quality Inspection Gifts

'My name is 'Dwight' but I'm a garment inspector so everyone just calls me '47'.'

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"It floated. I want my money back."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Benchmark

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."