Quality Inspection Gifts

'My name is 'Dwight' but I'm a garment inspector so everyone just calls me '47'.'

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"It floated. I want my money back."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

Benchmark

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."