Quality Control Enthusiast Gifts

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Custom Construction Work, Unbelievable Quality.

Quality Control

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'What a control freak!'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Satis Factory Tour

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"It floated. I want my money back."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"I am a control freak."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

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