Quality Control Enthusiast Gifts

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Custom Construction Work, Unbelievable Quality.

Quality Control

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'What a control freak!'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Satis Factory Tour

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"It floated. I want my money back."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

"I am a control freak."

Benchmark

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti