Quality Control Aficionado Gifts

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'And I'll be monitoring for quality and training purposes.'

Quality Control

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Satis Factory Tour

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"It floated. I want my money back."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

Benchmark

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."