Quality Control Aficionado Gifts

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'And I'll be monitoring for quality and training purposes.'

Quality Control

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

Satis Factory Tour

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"It floated. I want my money back."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Benchmark

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

Agricultural Testing Station: 'Over 3 Billion Compounds Tested.'

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'