Qa Tester Mugs

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Rust test in progress.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Office of quality assurance"

Graph to find your IQ

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Product Testing Department

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

'How long have you had that toupee?'

"Well TECHNICALLY he might be DEAD, but accordinh to the hospital's new patient satisfaction metrics he's pretty damned pleased about it."

'They're doing their tests now?

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Videogame Employment Agency.

This interview may be recorded for quality and training purposes

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"

'So how was work, Honey?'