Tech-savvy Hygienist Gifts

"May I suggest cleaning off your phone's screen once in a while?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Whack-a-molecule

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"For a better look at the painting, go to our Web site."

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

"Stiff neck, blurred vision, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, all due to extended time in front of a computer. I think I just discovered the ICD-10 code for my job!"

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Graduate.

'I think that's the last time mom will ever ask us to wash up before dinner.'