Tech-savvy Laundress Gifts

'My laundry just sent me a friend request.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Pressing Problem

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Mouth Wash 'n' Dry.

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

The Moth Menace.

Virtual Super-Model.

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

'For the love of God, does anybody have a stain stick?'

'She looks so liberated.'

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.

'Mum, I think Gran's been playing on the interknit!'

"Anytime Ed gets too cocky, I tell him to go try and fold a fitted bed sheet."

I love you even more than my mobile phone!

"Well, hello, auntie and uncle!"

High-tech Haircut.

Dr Templeton liked his coat very well starched

"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."