Tech-savvy Stylist Gifts

High-tech Haircut.

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

“The algorithm radicalised me into getting a bob haircut.”

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

"It's obviously an original."

Internet Shoplifting

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Computer Fashion Show

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

Modern day mirror.

"For a better look at the painting, go to our Web site."

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Composer.

Today's Babysitter

Virtual Super-Model.

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

Do we really need auto-tune.

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Christo's computer wrapped in kitchen plastic wrap.

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'