Tech-savvy Aesthete Gifts

"For a better look at the painting, go to our Web site."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Buy my data $20"

"It's obviously an original."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Computer Fashion Show

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

Modern day mirror.

Have you considered using email?

Employee performance review software.

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Today's Babysitter

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

Virtual Super-Model.

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Your first board meeting?'