Tech-savvy Beauty Gifts

Modern day mirror.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

Computer Fashion Show

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"For a better look at the painting, go to our Web site."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."