Tech-savvy Glamour Gifts

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

Modern day mirror.

Emoticons and human relationships.

'We were matched by computer.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.