Tech-savvy Aesthete T-Shirts

"For a better look at the painting, go to our Web site."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"It's obviously an original."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Buy my data $20"

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Computer Fashion Show

Modern day mirror.

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

Have you considered using email?

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

Employee performance review software.

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Virtual Super-Model.

Today's Babysitter

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Your first board meeting?'

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)