Tech-savvy Trendsetter T-Shirts

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Text As A Second Language

"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."

Today's Babysitter

"Impressive. I've never seen a resume done completely in emojis."

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

Sideshow of the future.

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

I used to run out to fetch his newspaper. Now that he gets all of his news online, I get less exercise and gained ten pounds.

Then and Now

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"You're wearing the latest in power suits. On a full charge, you'll be a wifi hotspot and a charging station."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'