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"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

The Re-Opening of Schools

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"This update includes minor improvements."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'