Tech-savvy Innovators T-Shirts

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Here's an idea, instead of you signing off checks why don't we pay people electronically?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Did you get my tweet?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Early Learning Today

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'