Tech-savvy Innovators Pillows

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

The Re-Opening of Schools

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Early Learning Today

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

CCTV in church.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'