Tech Innovators Pillows

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'I prefer the term 'arrows' to 'unmanned drones.''

MAkIng BritAIn Great AgAIn.

How It Works: Super Range Electric Limo

"You don't actually need to attend the interview, we can find everything we need on your Facebook page."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

CEO with SEO

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The power of the brain

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

My First Bitcoin.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Mark Zuckerberg

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'