Tech-savvy Fashionista T-Shirts

Virtual Super-Model.

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.

The latest look - models with surveillance cameras.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Computer Fashion Show

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

Modern day mirror.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

"For a better look at the painting, go to our Web site."

'Data Dude' magazine.

Today's Babysitter

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

Cybergoths.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Christo's computer wrapped in kitchen plastic wrap.

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."

"These days even perfomance art is digital"

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

Text As A Second Language

"Impressive. I've never seen a resume done completely in emojis."

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."

Then and Now

FREE mobile phone painting

"Honey, I'll be downstairs in the man cave FaceTiming my bartender."