Tech Fashionistas T-Shirts

"It's something new, it's a hat-top."

Scientists are sexy

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Computer Fashion Show

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'Data Dude' magazine.

Virtual Super-Model.

Today's Babysitter

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

Cybergoths.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Antenna Yoga.

Text As A Second Language

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."

"Impressive. I've never seen a resume done completely in emojis."

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

"You can watch entire movies the size of a postage stamp. Bet you never thought you'd see progress like that!"

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.

Then and Now

FREE mobile phone painting

"I know they're sweating and their hearts are racing with fear. We hacked their wearable technology."

'I'm being fitted for a new laptop.'

"My data is bigger than your data."