Tech-savvy Laundress T-Shirts

'My laundry just sent me a friend request.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

Pressing Problem

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

Mouth Wash 'n' Dry.

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Virtual Super-Model.

The Moth Menace.

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."

"Grandma just texted back some acronym I've never heard of. What's HUH?"

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

'For the love of God, does anybody have a stain stick?'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

'She looks so liberated.'

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.

I love you even more than my mobile phone!

"Anytime Ed gets too cocky, I tell him to go try and fold a fitted bed sheet."

'Mum, I think Gran's been playing on the interknit!'

"Well, hello, auntie and uncle!"

High-tech Haircut.

"Charles, we need to talk. Let's chat online."

Dr Templeton liked his coat very well starched

"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."