Tech-savvy Aunt T-Shirts

"Well, hello, auntie and uncle!"

The cell phone soother for life.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'You're texting? Wait--'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Laptops

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Spell Check

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Grandad Prodigy

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

The Hybrid

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.