Tech-savvy Aunt T-Shirts

"Well, hello, auntie and uncle!"

The cell phone soother for life.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'You're texting? Wait--'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Follow me on Twitter...

Salvador Dali's cats.

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Laptops

Spell Check

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Grandad Prodigy

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

The Hybrid

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

"When shall we three meet again...?"

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

Stroller Cellphone

Bubbies and technology

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'